Title: New NES Homebrew - Beat 'Em (Adults Only)
Post by: TrekMD on June 21, 2015, 20:27:47 PM
Post by: TrekMD on June 21, 2015, 20:27:47 PM
[align=center:1vrxx3sn](http://i1303.photobucket.com/albums/ag160/TrekMD/RVG%20Images/BeatEm%201_zps5zndzn6d.png)
[size=140]On sale by the team at RetroUSB
Warning! This game is intended for ADULTS ONLY!
The Atari "classic" we all know and love has finally arrived on the NES.
Move two naked women under a building to catch semen a man ejaculates from the top of said building.
Each time you eat 'em as he beats 'em, you score one point. But should you miss, shame on you!
After all, it could've been a famous homebrewer![/size]
(http://i1303.photobucket.com/albums/ag160/TrekMD/RVG%20Images/BeatEm%202_zps9yycxine.png)
(http://i1303.photobucket.com/albums/ag160/TrekMD/RVG%20Images/BeatEm%203_zpspzzbfyyp.png)
[size=140]This is the first game developed by FG Software, with many more to come! Bon appétit! [/size]
[size=180]Order Here[/size] (//http)[/align:1vrxx3sn]
[size=140]On sale by the team at RetroUSB
Warning! This game is intended for ADULTS ONLY!
The Atari "classic" we all know and love has finally arrived on the NES.
Move two naked women under a building to catch semen a man ejaculates from the top of said building.
Each time you eat 'em as he beats 'em, you score one point. But should you miss, shame on you!
After all, it could've been a famous homebrewer![/size]
(http://i1303.photobucket.com/albums/ag160/TrekMD/RVG%20Images/BeatEm%202_zps9yycxine.png)
(http://i1303.photobucket.com/albums/ag160/TrekMD/RVG%20Images/BeatEm%203_zpspzzbfyyp.png)
[size=140]This is the first game developed by FG Software, with many more to come! Bon appétit! [/size]
[size=180]Order Here[/size] (//http)[/align:1vrxx3sn]
Title: Re: New NES Homebrew - Beat 'Em (Adults Only)
Post by: Shadowrunner on June 21, 2015, 23:24:54 PM
Post by: Shadowrunner on June 21, 2015, 23:24:54 PM
Yeah, that's just terrible 
Title: Re: New NES Homebrew - Beat 'Em (Adults Only)
Post by: TrekMD on June 22, 2015, 00:21:00 AM
Post by: TrekMD on June 22, 2015, 00:21:00 AM
Hey it looks LOTS better than the 2600 version!Â
Title: Re: New NES Homebrew - Beat 'Em (Adults Only)
Post by: Lorfarius on June 22, 2015, 09:20:05 AM
Post by: Lorfarius on June 22, 2015, 09:20:05 AM
Well that's....different 
Title: Re: Hello There
Post by: Greyfox on June 22, 2015, 23:09:43 PM
Post by: Greyfox on June 22, 2015, 23:09:43 PM
I remember putting this game together in the Atari 2600 book and think how the f*ck am I going make this look good without penultimately offending the reader? And thought, they really got away with some shit back in the 1980's.
Port looks faithful
Port looks faithful
Title: Re: New NES Homebrew - Beat 'Em (Adults Only)
Post by: zapiy on June 25, 2015, 20:04:01 PM
Post by: zapiy on June 25, 2015, 20:04:01 PM
Lol, never seen that before.. I mush have been under a rock.
Title: Re: New NES Homebrew - Beat 'Em (Adults Only)
Post by: TrekMD on June 25, 2015, 22:27:27 PM
Post by: TrekMD on June 25, 2015, 22:27:27 PM
Zapiy...
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/dk-production/images/60079/large/dreamstime_s_29754316.jpg?1386098730)
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/dk-production/images/60079/large/dreamstime_s_29754316.jpg?1386098730)
Title: Re: New NES Homebrew - Beat 'Em (Adults Only)
Post by: wyldephang on June 26, 2015, 01:49:46 AM
Post by: wyldephang on June 26, 2015, 01:49:46 AM
Out of all the games to port over from the 2600 . . . 
Title: Re: New NES Homebrew - Beat 'Em (Adults Only)
Post by: guest4826 on June 28, 2015, 18:13:18 PM
Post by: guest4826 on June 28, 2015, 18:13:18 PM
Good Lord...now that's classy...still, I guess if you want new games, right? I wonder if it supports the Arkanoid controller for the NES?
Title: Re: New NES Homebrew - Beat 'Em (Adults Only)
Post by: TrekMD on June 28, 2015, 23:14:09 PM
Post by: TrekMD on June 28, 2015, 23:14:09 PM
Only one way to find out about the controller.... 
Title: Re: New NES Homebrew - Beat 'Em (Adults Only)
Post by: guest4826 on June 29, 2015, 00:27:29 AM
Post by: guest4826 on June 29, 2015, 00:27:29 AM
Quote from: "TrekMD"Only one way to find out about the controller....Â
Good point, however, Lord knows how much something like this would cost. As it is, generally speaking, Adult games tend to be quite expensive. Wasn't a big fan of the original game anyway. LOL However, this would be a strange one to have in the collection, I suppose. Too bad I am too busy playing Turbografx stuffs...
Title: Re: New NES Homebrew - Beat 'Em (Adults Only)
Post by: TrekMD on June 29, 2015, 00:55:06 AM
Post by: TrekMD on June 29, 2015, 00:55:06 AM
I haven't even bothered to check the price of the game. LOL
Title: Re: New NES Homebrew - Beat 'Em (Adults Only)
Post by: WiggyDiggyPoo on June 29, 2015, 09:35:32 AM
Post by: WiggyDiggyPoo on June 29, 2015, 09:35:32 AM
I think AVGN had a feature on this and some other Atari 'adult' games, its a very odd premise for sure!
Title: Re: New NES Homebrew - Beat 'Em (Adults Only)
Post by: Papa on July 02, 2015, 14:31:22 PM
Post by: Papa on July 02, 2015, 14:31:22 PM
It's actually a post apocalyptic game about protein deficiency..
Title: Re: New NES Homebrew - Beat 'Em (Adults Only)
Post by: Shadowrunner on July 02, 2015, 15:11:44 PM
Post by: Shadowrunner on July 02, 2015, 15:11:44 PM
Quote from: "Papa"It's actually a post apocalyptic game about protein deficiency..
Sure!
Title: Re: New NES Homebrew - Beat 'Em (Adults Only)
Post by: TrekMD on July 02, 2015, 21:54:44 PM
Post by: TrekMD on July 02, 2015, 21:54:44 PM
Quote from: "Papa"It's actually a post apocalyptic game about protein deficiency..
Title: Re: New NES Homebrew - Beat 'Em (Adults Only)
Post by: WiggyDiggyPoo on July 03, 2015, 20:12:56 PM
Post by: WiggyDiggyPoo on July 03, 2015, 20:12:56 PM
Surely the benefit of protein is outweighed by the salt intake?