As the bloodied blade of the axe slices into the veteran actor for the last time, your grandad appears and looks at you puzzedly. "Have you eaten my Werthers?" he asks.

What now, oh vicious murderer of Hollywood legends?

>Wake up

You wake up. You are lying in bed and is semi-dark. A small rectangle of light above you permits a slice of moonlight to seep through into what seems to be a compact square room. You look down at what appears to be a small tent, created by your tumescent genitalia and surmise you either fancy Tommy Lee Jones or your Grandfather....or both. There are no exits.

You can see:-

A door, firmly bolted shut from the other side.
A poster of Rita Hayworth

What now, prisoner 344?

>You realise you must have fallen asleep when you laid on the bed. You have no idea how you go here though other than a bump on your head. By examining the door you can see a key in the keyhole from the other side. There is a small gap under the door with a bright light seeping out under the gap.

>As well as the poster of Rita Hayworth you can also a rusty nail pinning it to the wall.

>Inventory: empty (all you items have been taken)

>Take down poster and take nail
>Push poster under the door
>Use nail to poke key out of lock

>The key drops onto the poster on the other side

>Pull poster back in and use key to unlock the door

The door swings open on unoiled hinges with a loud squeal of metal on metal as the parts protest at the movement. Outside is a long dusty stone hallway leading to the left and to the right. No hollywood actors are visible.
>what next?

>Head right

> In the dark, you bump into what feels like a solid wall of bricks.  Your path is blocked this way.

> Something bright catches your attention.  On closer inspection you see a light shining through a pinhole in the wall.

> What now?

Take Inventory...

>You have no inventory

>The bright light in the wall appears to be a keyhole

Look through pinhole.

>On the other side are a group of men sitting round a table talking in a strange language. They seem angry about something.

>One of them throws a glass at the door which knocks you back and you hit your head on something metal. Closer inspection shows you there is a ladder attached to the wall.

>What now?

Climb DOWN ladder 

>The ladder only goes up!

Climb UP ladder.

>You climb the ladder and it leads to a trap door which you push open. It is heavy and seems to be covered in earth. When you climb out you are standing in the middle of the stone circle you passed earlier!

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>It's dawn and there is an eerie glow in the sky, the stones also appear to be glowing and the buzzing sound coming from them is much louder than before!

>You can see: A staff stuck into the ground

>There is the ruined church in the north, a bank and ditch to the west and wooded area to the east.

>What now?