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New NES Homebrew - Beat 'Em (Adults Only)
« on: June 21, 2015, 20:27:47 PM »
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[size=140]On sale by the team at RetroUSB

Warning! This game is intended for ADULTS ONLY!

The Atari "classic" we all know and love has finally arrived on the NES.

Move two naked women under a building to catch semen a man ejaculates from the top of said building.

Each time you eat 'em as he beats 'em, you score one point. But should you miss, shame on you!

After all, it could've been a famous homebrewer![/size]



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Re: New NES Homebrew - Beat 'Em (Adults Only)
« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2015, 23:24:54 PM »
Yeah, that's just terrible :21:

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Re: New NES Homebrew - Beat 'Em (Adults Only)
« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2015, 00:21:00 AM »
Hey it looks LOTS better than the 2600 version!   :21:

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Re: New NES Homebrew - Beat 'Em (Adults Only)
« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2015, 09:20:05 AM »
Well that's....different  :o

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Re: Hello There
« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2015, 23:09:43 PM »
I remember putting this game together in the Atari 2600 book and think how the f*ck am I going make this look good without penultimately offending the reader? And thought, they really got away with some shit back in the 1980's.

Port looks faithful :71:

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Re: New NES Homebrew - Beat 'Em (Adults Only)
« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2015, 20:04:01 PM »
Lol, never seen that before.. I mush have been under a rock.
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Re: New NES Homebrew - Beat 'Em (Adults Only)
« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2015, 22:27:27 PM »
Zapiy...


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Re: New NES Homebrew - Beat 'Em (Adults Only)
« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2015, 01:49:46 AM »
Out of all the games to port over from the 2600 . . .  :40:
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Re: New NES Homebrew - Beat 'Em (Adults Only)
« Reply #8 on: June 28, 2015, 18:13:18 PM »
Good Lord...now that's classy...still, I guess if you want new games, right? I wonder if it supports the Arkanoid controller for the NES?

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Re: New NES Homebrew - Beat 'Em (Adults Only)
« Reply #9 on: June 28, 2015, 23:14:09 PM »
Only one way to find out about the controller....  ;)

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Re: New NES Homebrew - Beat 'Em (Adults Only)
« Reply #10 on: June 29, 2015, 00:27:29 AM »
Quote from: "TrekMD"
Only one way to find out about the controller....  ;)

Good point, however, Lord knows how much something like this would cost. As it is, generally speaking, Adult games tend to be quite expensive. Wasn't a big fan of the original game anyway. LOL However, this would be a strange one to have in the collection, I suppose. Too bad I am too busy playing Turbografx stuffs...

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Re: New NES Homebrew - Beat 'Em (Adults Only)
« Reply #11 on: June 29, 2015, 00:55:06 AM »
I haven't even bothered to check the price of the game.  LOL

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Re: New NES Homebrew - Beat 'Em (Adults Only)
« Reply #12 on: June 29, 2015, 09:35:32 AM »
I think AVGN had a feature on this and some other Atari 'adult' games, its a very odd premise for sure!

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Re: New NES Homebrew - Beat 'Em (Adults Only)
« Reply #13 on: July 02, 2015, 14:31:22 PM »
It's actually a post apocalyptic game about protein deficiency..
And all the Who's down in Whoville will cry
"OH $#IT!"

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Re: New NES Homebrew - Beat 'Em (Adults Only)
« Reply #14 on: July 02, 2015, 15:11:44 PM »
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It's actually a post apocalyptic game about protein deficiency..

Sure! :21: